TRANSLATE BY : DENI AUROR@ https://aurorarental.blogspot.com/
- Are you ready, kids?
Aye, aye, Captain!
- I can't hear you.
Aye, aye, Captain!
Spongebob Squarepants!
Spongebob Squarepants! - Ready?
Spongebob Squarepants!
- Spongebob
Squarepants!
Hi, kids!
Patchy Pirate here on a glorious day.
I'm going to deliver this here very special present
to Spongebob on his birthday.
That is, if I can get this blasted boat to start.
And start!
Maybe if you remembered to fill the tank with gas...
- Oh, Potty, you're full of gas!
Get outta here!
- I see the problem!
- Walking is better than driving anyway.
I've been meaning to work on me land legs.
Now to see which way the wind is blowing.
- This way! Whoa!
Hard to port!
- Wake up!
- What? Today?
My birthday?
Oh Gary, you know I never pay attention
to those sorts of things.
Oh, wow, Gary!
Did you make me this jelly fishing net yourself?
Best present ever!
- Aw, c'mon, Patrick. We've been up all night.
For the one millionth time,
you're going to get Spongebob out of his house
with a sightseeing tour
so we can go in and decorate it for his surprise party.
Okay?
Repeat it back to me.
- Gotcha.
I'm gonna collect all the pretty eggs that I can see
and repeat it back to me.
Oh, would you look at the hour?
It's almost time for me to take Spongebob on that tour
so you guys can decorate his house.
I guess even a broken moron can be right once a day.
- Hey! What's the big idea?
- It's part of the plan, idiot!
I jump from your shorts into Spongebob's pocket
to get his keys?
Remember?
- Okay, well, don't mess with my stuff in there.
Get Spongebob on the bus. Get Spongebob on the bus.
Get Spongebob on the bus.
- Hi, buddy.
You remembered my birthday!
- Oh, and you got me a sightseeing bus tour
as a present!
And...and there's a secret I'm not supposed to tell you,
which is...
Nope. I lost everything in the fire.
Who are you? Who am I?
Where are we?
- I have an idea, pal.
How would you like to take
a little sightseeing tour with me?
- Wow. Thank you, kind stranger.
I've got his house key!
Hey!
This is the key to the Krusty Krab!
The secret formula is...ow!
Nice work, Plankton, and nice try.
- Hold on there, old timer.
We're gonna need you as a lookout.
- What? Cook out?
- When you see Spongebob approaching, give a holler.
Can ya holler?
- Eh, not bad.
You just keep practicing that, tiger.
- Huh? Tiger? There's a tiger?
- Come on!
We need to make room inside for the party.
I could use a little help here!
- Sorry, my claws are full.
Where do we put all this junk?
- Follow me. Just a little further.
Ah, I sure worked up that sweat.
What is Spongebob's awful furniture doing in my house?
We're gussying up Spongebob's house for his birthday,
and something about you
tells me you are quite the interior decorator.
Of course!
I didn't give myself all those awards for nothing!
- Yee-haw!
Spongebob's place is gonna look prettier than a country bride!
- Whoo-ho!
Oh, this is so exciting! I wonder where we're going?
- We're going to Surface Land!
- Surface Land?
- Hi, everybody, and welcome to Surface Land Tours!
I'm your tour guide, Rube.
Hi, Rube!
- Before we drive to the amazing Surface Land,
I'm required to read you these tour bus rules.
"Please sit in an upright position.
Absolutely no bad language!"
"No horseplay!"
"And no digging, no dancing, no tanning, no cooking,
"no fencing, no drowning, no molting, no running,
no trespassing, no peeking, and no balloons!"
- Aww. Not even birthday balloons?
Oh, my goodness!
Is it your birthday?
- Yes!
- Well, I would love for everyone
to sing happy birthday to you!
- Yes!
- Aww, really? That is so...
- Not now, of course. Tour time is tight!
Whoa!
Okay, everybody, we're on Upseedaisy Street,
and ready for lift off!
Lift off?
- Amazing!
- Oh, are we there yet? - Almost.
But we need a little boost to the surface.
- Ooh!
Look, it's Sandy's friend, Frenchy!
Oui, oui!
- You can say that again, birthday boy.
Oui, oui!
- Can you guys please stop saying "wee wee"?
Gotta go! Gotta go!
- Wave goodbye to Frenchy, everybody!
Goodbye, Frenchy!
- Au revoir, my friends!
Tartar sauce!
- Now remember everyone,
keep your arms and legs inside the bus at all times
'cause we are about to encounter a gaggle
of nearly naked beach giraffes!
Ooh!
Nearly naked beach giraffes!
- Don't worry, everyone.
The beach giraffes may look crazy,
but they're actually peaceful creatures.
Let's get a closer look.
- Hey, kids, welcome to Beach Blanket Bean-go!
And here's your host, Beanie McBeans!
Hey!
What do you want?
Beans!
- When do you want them?
Beans!
Beans, beans, beans...
Beans, beans, good for your heart!
They make you strong, they make you smart!
When I eat beans, I squeal!
I eat beans with every meal!
You do, too! You know you do!
Beans, beans!
Beans, beans, beans!
Ooh!
- Oh, he's good.
- All right, you know the rules.
First question:
How many beans are in a 16 ounce can?
Three million?
- Sorry! Wrong answer!
- Yeah!
- Better luck next time!
And now it's time for our next contestant.
Hi!
- What is your favorite kind of bean?
- Um...
strawberry beans?
- Is the correct answer! Ooh!
- Yay!
- So many beans!
- Whoa! - Must have beans!
- Whoa!
- Beans, beans, beans, beans, beans!
- Whoa! - Stop! Aah!
Wrong answer!
- Patrick! You ate all the water!
- It's not my fault. The water got in the way!
- Passengers, do not panic!
We can get water right over there.
- Okay. Perfect!
And we're back.
- Yeesh, I thought this was my birthday, not my deathday!
I'm sorry, Patrick. I was just kidding.
What am I looking at?
- You're looking at an amazing creature
that is just as afraid of you as you are of it.
I doubt it!
- I'm telling ya,
that is a blue feathered northwestern pie-dragon.
So calm down, guys. It only eats pies.
I was wrong! It's gonna eat us!
Run!
- Whoa!
- I should be decorating!
No one here knows diddly about Spongebob!
- I know more about Spongebob than I care to!
So I should decorate.
- Have you ever taught him to drive?
- Have you ever tried to annihilate him!
- Now hold your horses!
Seems like everyone has their own ideas
about how to decorate for Spongebob.
Surprise!
- Not now!
- Well, since Spongebob works for me,
I know he'd like a Krusty Krab theme!
- Working for you means he's a masochist.
So a torture theme is the way to go.
- A driving theme is what Spongebob would love.
Unleaded.
- You're all lame!
The theme has got to be Mermaid Man or nada.
- I'm obviously his idol.
A theme based on me is the only...
- Everybody hog-tie your lips and listen up!
- Since we all know what Spongebob likes best,
how about each of us gets to decorate
one section of the house?
Hiya!
Sorry, Squidward.
Sorry, Squidward...
Behold my super pit power!
- No, no, no!
- Ew!
Will you kindly keep your Squidward puddle
on your side of the line?
- Ha! You tell him, sweetheart.
Whoa!
That hurt-erer.
Oh yeah, looks like the Party Wars are just beginning.
Eew!
You did that on porpoise.
- Aw! Tell it to your Aunt Chovy!
- Well, I need to use the little boys room.
Hmm? - Oh, yes!
What I need is you!
- Oh, just... wait a minute, lady!
- Now my "Pedestrians Have The Right Of Way" display
is perfect!
- Is this the restroom?
- Why do you get to use this elder?
I saw him first!
You'll make a great Mermaid Man.
- There's only one thing I want to make.
- Aren't these leafy things amazing?
- Ooh!
My friend Sandy has one of these.
They call them trees.
Whoa!
- I didn't know that. Wow!
Look at the big brain on the birthday boy!
- Nobody looks at my friend's brain without permission!
Whoa!
Oh, who's a good dog?
Go get it! Go get it!
Go get it, girl! Get it!
Yeah! Good girl!
- What a birthday!
Beach giraffes, pie-dragons, and beans!
Oh, I can't wait to see what happens next!
- Oh, my! It's a flying pie!
Ooh!
And here comes the pie-dragon!
- That sure was a close one, eh, folks?
Amazing!
- Whoa!
It's coming back!
- We're not pie! Why is it chasing us?
Why? Why?
- Patrick, let go of that pie!
- Bad Patrick, bad!
Yah!
- Aww, I wanted flying pie.
Take this instead.
- Okay.
We'll stay on the path, where it's not so dangerous.
And I think that this is the perfect time
to sing "Happy Birthday" to our little square friend here!
- Look out!
Road hog!
- Oh, boy. - Oh, man, I am starving.
- I haven't been to a party in 20 years.
- Yo, dude.
Is this the line for Spongebob's party?
- Oh, yes. Mmm.
I brought the birthday cake.
- It's gone.
- Oh, no, it's still here.
- Do me a favor, Slappy.
When we're inside, stay away from me.
- Say, what a party.
- They really dressed the place up.
- Yeah, there it is. Smells great.
- Our boy sure has a lot of interesting friends.
What kind of party food is that, dear?
- Uh, aquarium fish flakes.
- Well, now it is a party!
- Step right up to enter the Krusty Krab section
of this party.
- What do I gotta do to get in?
- Just consent to a pat down, old timer.
- Oh, boy. Okay.
Ooh!
- Okay, you're good.
Lowbrow compared to my highbrow.
Say, aren't you a little old for this weenie wizard stuff?
- I am casting a vanishing spell upon you.
Begone!
Water!
Ooh!
I have powers!
Ooh! Cake!
- Please, everybody, don't eat the party food!
We have to wait for Spongebob!
- It's supposed to be a surprise!
Surprise!
- Not now!
Aww!
- Sorry.
- Please be careful.
Hey, hey, hey!
Don't sit on that table!
- Oh, I'm just having fun,
and I brought cake.
Aww! I just had my tail done!
This makes me hotter than a billy goat in a pepper patch!
Hiya!
- Surprise.
- Not yet.
- Hey!
- How much for this one? - Oh, no.
That's a present for Spongebob...ten bucks.
- Here's some fun back at ya!
- I love your work. Have you got anything heavier?
- Ow, man. What the heck?
- It's a theme party. Get into it.
Say it, Fred.
- No.
- Say it!
My leg.
- Party games!
- Hey! Don't do that!
I hope someone brings a wall as a present.
- Make that two walls.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Great idea, Puff! Some positive energy!
Hey, everybody!
Dance party! Yee-haw!
Come on, boys. Move those feet!
Do-si-do!
- Spongebob better come home soon.
I don't know how long I can keep these folks dancing.
Oh, you took me by surprise.
Surprise!
- Not now!
- Wow!
In Surface Land, everywhere you go is full of surprises!
- Yeah, I'm surprised we haven't crashed yet.
Wow!
- As you can see,
Surface Land is full of unexplained wonders!
Whoa!
- Best birthday ride ever!
I've read about this place, Patrick.
It's the Paperclip Jungle!
They're everywhere.
- Just let me copy it!
My fault, how is it my fault?
- Ooh, what happens in here?
- Smells like flop sweat!
- Shh!
This is the secret hive
of the Double-breasted Seer Suckers.
Let's watch their strange rituals!
Ooh!
- He's coming!
The pie-dragon!
- This bunch of bananas is getting too crazy for comfort.
We'd better split!
Whoa!
- Lunch time!
- Crash positions, everybody!
Crash positions! Check!
- The Trusty Slab? Sounds familiar.
Sorry for the detour, folks.
Now back to de-tour.
- Ooh!
They grow 'em big up here, Spongebob!
Oh, come here.
Ooh!
- Let's watch these hungry beach giraffes
as they struggle to communicate.
- No, no, wait! Uh, I'll have the, uh...
- Sir, could you please order something?
There are a lot of people waiting here.
Some of us have lives.
- Oh, don't rush me! I almost had it!
That guy's so dumb!
- Where in tarnation is my lunch?
The service here is slower than a three-legged dog in molasses!
Me customerers!
All right, all right, all right!
What's the hold up here, Mr. Manward?
- How should I know?
Go ask your persnickety fry cook.
Between him and this other idiot,
we're not gonna make it through the lunch rush alive.
- Well, I'll just see about that!
You'll be having the number three with cheese!
- Aw, that's what I was gonna order.
- I'll have the...the number cheese with cheese.
- Don't you have somewhere else to be a nitwit?
Not until 4:00.
- Jimbob? - Hi!
- Got a restaurant full of hungry customers out there!
Where are their burgers?
- Ooh, Mr. Slabs, you know that I can't serve a Slabby Patty...
- I love this guy!
- Enough of that! - Sorry, sir.
- Get those ship-shape burgers shipped out
or you'll be doing your soft shoe across the street
at the Crumb Basket!
- Yes, Mr. Slabs.
It won't happen again, Mr. Slabs.
Sorry, Mr. Slabs.
Hmm, that'll be the day...
- All right, troops, prepare to be deployed!
Ooh!
- Giant patties!
What fun!
- Ooh, I just gotta get a closer look
at that glorious spatula!
Oops, forgot the cheese!
Patrick!
Patrick, help!
I'm coming, buddy!
Never get out of the bus, Patrick.
Never get out of the bus!
- Who's hungry?
- Amazing! Lunch time, everybody!
Where's the meat?
Dagnabit! That's it!
I'm taking my business elsewhere!
- You're not going anywhere, sister!
Sit down!
And everybody freeze! This is a robbery!
Slabs!
- Show yourself!
You can only have me cash register
over me cold lifeless shell!
- Nobody wants your stupid money.
Hand over the Slabby Patty secret sauce recipe
and nobody gets vaporized, see?
You all have until the count of three.
A-one, a-two...
- Ha! Karate chop!
- You're welcome!
- Ha! She chopped him real good!
- Fear not, gentle customers. This is not a robber.
This is my lame competition from across the street...
Charleston!
- What gave me away? My voice?
No, your knit cap had one eye hole.
Foiled by a hand crocheted gift!
Mark my words, Slabs, maybe not today but,
oh, someday, that secret sauce recipe will be mine!
Nice try, weirdo.
Where am I?
- Well, feeding time is over. Hang on, everybody!
- Eh, my Potty needs to use your Potty.
- Sorry. No.
- Sorry, Potty, you'll have to hold it.
Come on!
Easy for you to say!
- Oh, excuse me, sir. Oh, pardon me!
- Ooh, that was delicious. I love surface food!
- You missed a spot.
Thanks.
- Okay, everybody,
the next point of interest is coming up
in just a few short minutes, so just relax and enjoy the...huh?
- Stop the bus!
Whoa!
- Rube, what is that?
- Oh, that's what they call a fish prison.
And one thing is for sure,
you don't ever want to end up in there.
Who left this aquarium out here?
Hi, nice to meet you!
- I feel like I've got three wheels down
and my axles are dragging.
- Where in tarnation is Spongebob?
- No!
- There! That's better!
- Okay, no need to panic, everyone.
Just a slight delay! Heh.
- Come on.
Ooh!
What kind of monsters would want to keep fish folk
in jail like this?
They're so beautiful.
- Yeah! Aww.
I want to kiss that one!
I'm just gonna head back to my seat.
- Come on. Come on!
- Having trouble?
- Yeah. It's amazing.
I can't get this dang thing to budge.
- Uh, hey! I have a great idea!
I'll be right back!
- Well, while we wait for the great idea,
let's all sing "Happy Birthday"
to our fellow passenger!
- Ho, ho!
I just knew that empty aquarium would break your fall!
- That was a great idea, Patrick!
Now we can get out of this scary place.
- Wait, Rube!
We can't leave all these fish behind!
- Yeah! I'm in love!
- I understand how you feel, Birthday Bob,
but what can we do about it?
- Ooh!
Whee!
- This is the most amazing thing I've ever done!
- To the beach!
To the beach!
- Okay, everyone, we are about to begin our final descent
into Bikini Bottom.
So this is your last chance to take snapshots
before we submerge.
Dog!
Yeah!
- Beans!
I'm so hungry still.
- Did you see that?
- Wow, it's a submarine! That's amazing!
- Whoops! Excuse me!
- Hey, you ran over my foot!
- Uh, I don't think so. I...
I've had it with the beach!
I'm going to live in a volcano, where it's safe.
- Good-bye, sweet Surface Land.
I'll never forget you.
- Good-bye! - Bye!
- Good-bye, my love!
- Thanks for sticking up for me, Potty, ya big coward!
- I move like a cat!
- I hope that beach bozo didn't damage Spongebob's gift!
Now if I can only find a way to get out to...
Ooh! That island!
Then I can drop the present over Bikini Bottom.
- Maybe you could take a ride on that?
- Ooh!
- All right, Potty, I'm ready!
Fire! - Bombs away!
- Hooray! Yippie!
- We did it! Potty, we did it!
- Well, that's the end of our tour, folks.
I hope you all enjoyed yourselves.
I sure as heck did!
- You were right, Rube, that was...
Amazing!
- I'm just sorry we never had time
to sing "Happy Birthday" to ya, Spongebob.
- Well, how about now?
- You got it, birthday boy!
Let's sing "Happy Birthday," everyone!
A-one and a-two...
- Nice try! Maybe next year!
Oh, no!
He's here! He's here!
Spongebob! Spongebob is here!
- Well, of course I'm here.
Great job with your walker! You walked really far.
- Maybe I should get one of these walking things.
How many miles to the gallon?
- Why don't we just let Old Man Walker get home, Patrick?
- Home? No, I...
- Here, let me help. Pow!
- Spongebob's here!
I hope I'm that spry when I'm his age.
Must have forgotten to take my keys.
- It looks open.
Surprise...
- A surprise party? For me?
- Oh, yeah. I was gonna tell you.
Surprise!
- Oh, thank you, everybody.
You've made this the best birthday I ever had.
My spongy heart is bursting with joy
'cause I know I have the love of my pet, Gary...
And my family
and I have the love of my friends.
- And I live in the bestest place in the whole wide world,
Bikini Bottom,
where nothing bad can ever happen,
and there's nothing to ever, ever be scared of.
"From your biggest fan." Hmm? I have a fan?
- Ahh, surprise!
It's Patchy the Pirate!
Happy birthday, Spongebob!
Thank you, Patchy!
Guess I didn't really think this head-in-a-box thing
through all the way.
I don't really know what to do now.
- Well, I still haven't gotten my birthday song.
- Ooh, you'll get it now!
Spongebob Squarepants!
- Happy birthday, dude.
- Happy birthday, Spongebob!
- Spongebob, happy birthday!
- Happy birthday, Spongebob!
- Spongebob, it's your birthday!
Congratulations!
- Happy, happy birthday, Spongebob!
- Happy birthday, Spongebob!
- Happy 20th, Spongebob!
- Happy birthday! - Happy birthday, Spongebob!
- Happy birthday, buddy!
- Happy birthday, my friend!
- Happy birthday, Spongebob! - Happy birthday!
- Happy birthday, Spongebob!
Spongebob Squarepants!
- Happy birthday to me!
- By the way, Spongebob, how old are you?
- Well, as of today, I am...